Mordor to bid for 2026 FIFA World Cup

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On March 8, 2014, Posted by , In Football,Wide of the Mark, With No Comments

FIFA have confirmed that Mordor will bid to host the 2026 World Cup. It is understood the Middle Earth nation have taken heart from the fact the tournament was given to Russia 2018 & Qatar 2022.

A Mordor spokesman said “This is something we have wanted to do for a long time now but never felt we would be given a fair chance of bidding because of our political agenda and our laws. But having seen countries like Russia and Qatar win the right to host the World Cup we thought it was time to throw our hat in too.”

“The phrase ‘One does not simply walk into Mordor’ has been thrown around a lot but if we win the bid there will be millions spent on improving our transport system and infastructure” he continued.

The United States who will also bid for the 2026 World Cup described Mordor as a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.

FIFA World Cup Mordor 2026


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